T-shirt - Secretly giving you the bill tonight
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Meet your new partner in crime: Secretly giving you the bill tonight — the tee that says what you’re thinking (so you don’t have to).
Perfect for nights out, group dinners, or anytime you want to drop a hint with a smile. You’re joking… of course. 😉
Perfect for:
💸 Showing your broke-but-fabulous side.
🍽 Sparking laughs at the dinner table.
🍹 Nights out where the drinks are flowing… but your funds aren’t.
Throw it on, own your mood, and let the shirt do the talking.
Want it to say something else? Personalize the text in seconds to match your own cheeky message.
Why you’ll love it:
😂 Gets instant laughs and starts conversations.
🧵 Soft, breathable fabric for all-night comfort.
👕 Classic unisex fit — stylish from the bar to the brunch table.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
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